"Tell me," asked Dawe, with truculent anxiety, "what especial faults in 'The Alarum of the Soul' caused you to throw it down?""When Gabriel Murray," said Westbrook, "goes to his telephone and is told that his fianc'ee has been shot by a burglar, he says--I do not recall the exact words, but--""I do," said Dawe."He says: 'Damn Central; she always cuts me off.'
(And then to his friend) 'Say, Tommy, does a thirty-two bullet make a big hole? It's kind of hard luck, ain't it? Could you get me a drink from the sideboard, Tommy? No; straight; nothing on the side.'""And again," continued the editor, without pausing for argument, "when Berenice opens the letter from her husband informing her that he has fled with the manicure girl, her words are--let me see--""She says," interposed the author: "'Well, what do you think of that!'""Absurdly inappropriate words," said Westbrook, "presenting an anti-climax--plunging the story into hopeless bathos.Worse yet;they mirror life falsely.No human being ever uttered banal colloquialisms when confronted by sudden tragedy.""Wrong," said Dawe, closing his unshaven jaws doggedly."I say no man or woman ever spouts 'high-falutin' talk when they go up against a real climax.They talk naturally and a little worse."The editor rose from the bench with his air of indulgence and inside information.
"Say, Westbrook," said Dawe, pinning him by the lapel, "would you have accepted 'The Alarum of the Soul' if you had believed that the actions and words of the characters were true to life in the parts of the story that we discussed?""It is very likely that I would, if I believed that way," said the editor."But I have explained to you that I do not.""If I could prove to you that I am right?"
"I'm sorry, Shack, but I'm afraid I haven't time to argue any further just now.""I don't want to argue," said Dave."I want to demonstrate to you from life itself that my view is the correct one.""How could you do that?" asked Westbrook, in a surprised tone.
"Listen," said the writer, seriously."I have thought of a way.It is important to me that my theory of true-to-life fiction be recognized as correct by the magazines.I've fought for it for three years, and I'm down to my last dollar, with two months' rent due.""I have applied the opposite of your theory," said the editor, "in selecting the fiction for the _Minerva Magazine_.The circulation has gone up from ninety thousand to--""Four hundred thousand," said Dawe."Whereas it should have been boosted to a million.""You said something to me just now about demonstrating your pet theory.""I will.If you'll give me about half an hour of your time I'll prove to you that I am right.I'll prove it by Louise.""Your wife!" exclaimed Westbrook."How?"
"Well, not exactly by her, but _with_ her," said Dawe."Now, you know how devoted and loving Louse has always been.She thinks I'm the only genuine preparation on the market that bears the old doctor's signature.She's been fonder and more faithful than ever, since I've been cast for the neglected genius part.""Indeed, she is a charming and admirable life companion," agreed the editor."I remember what inseparable friends she and Mrs.
Westbrook once were.We are both lucky chaps, Shack, to have such wives.You must bring Mrs.Dawe up some evening soon, and we'll have one of those informal chafing-dish suppers that we used to enjoy so much.""Later," said Dawe."When I get another shirt.And now I'll tell you my scheme.When I was about to leave home after breakfast--if you can call tea and oatmeal breakfast--Louise told me she was going to visit her aunt in Eighty-ninth Street.She said she would return at three o'clock.She is always on time to a minute.It is now--"Dawe glanced toward the editor's watch pocket.