Crass frequently paused to mop the perspiration from his face and neck with his serviette.In fact everybody had a good time.There was enough and to spare of everything to eat, the beer was of the best, and all the time, amid the rattle of the crockery and the knives and forks, the proceedings were enlivened by many jests and flashes of wit that continuously kept the table in a roar.
`Chuck us over another dollop of that there white stuff, Bob,' shouted the Semi-drunk to Crass, indicating the blancmange.
Crass reached out his hand and took hold of the dish containing the `white stuff', but instead of passing it to the Semi-drunk, he proceeded to demolish it himself, gobbling it up quickly directly from the dish with a spoon.
`Why, you're eating it all yerself, yer bleeder,' cried the Semi-drunk indignantly, as soon as he realized what was happening.
`That's all right, matey,' replied Crass affably as he deposited the empty dish on the table.`It don't matter, there's plenty more where it come from.Tell the landlord to bring in another lot.'
Upon being applied to, the landlord, who was assisted by his daughter, two other young women and two young men, brought in several more lots and so the Semi-drunk was appeased.
As for the plum-pudding - it was a fair knock-out; just like Christmas: but as Ned Dawson and Bill Bates had drunk all the sauce before the pudding was served, they all had to have their first helping without any.However, as the landlord brought in another lot shortly afterwards, that didn't matter either.
As soon as dinner was over, Crass rose to make his statement as secretary.Thirty-seven men had paid five shillings each: that made nine pounds five shillings.The committee had decided that the three boys - the painters' boy, the carpenters' boy and the front shop boy -should be allowed to come half-price: that made it nine pounds twelve and six.In addition to paying the ordinary five-shilling subscription, Mr Rushton had given one pound ten towards the expenses.
(Loud cheers.) And several other gentlemen had also given something towards it.Mr Sweater, of the Cave, one pound.(Applause.) Mr Grinder, ten shillings in addition to the five-shilling subscription.
(Applause.) Mr Lettum, ten shillings, as well as the five-shilling subscription.(Applause.) Mr Didlum, ten shillings in addition to the five shillings.(Cheers.) Mr Toonarf, ten shillings as well as the five-shilling subscription.They had also written to some of the manufacturers who supplied the firm with materials, and asked them to give something: some of 'em had sent half a crown, some five shillings, some hadn't answered at all, and two of 'em had written back to say that as things is cut so fine nowadays, they didn't hardly get no profit on their stuff, so they couldn't afford to give nothing;but out of all the firms they wrote to they managed to get thirty-two and sixpence altogether, making a grand total of seventeen pounds.
As for the expenses, the dinner was two and six a head, and there was forty-five of them there, so that came to five pounds twelve and six.
Then there was the hire of the brakes, also two and six a head, five pound twelve and six, which left a surplus of five pound fifteen to be shared out (applause), which came to three shillings each for the thirty-seven men, and one and fourpence for each of the boys.(Loud and prolonged cheers.)Crass, Slyme and Bundy now walked round the tables distributing the share-out, which was very welcome to everybody, especially those who had spent nearly all their money during the journey from Mugsborough, and when this ceremony was completed, Philpot moved a hearty vote of thanks to the committee for the manner in which they had carried out their duties, which was agreed to with acclamation.Then they made a collection for the waiters, and the three waitresses, which amounted to eleven shillings, for which the host returned thanks on behalf of the recipients, who were all smiles.
Then Mr Rushton requested the landlord to serve drinks and cigars all round.Some had cigarettes and the teetotallers had lemonade or ginger beer.Those who did not smoke themselves took the cigar all the same and gave it to someone else who did.When all were supplied there suddenly arose loud cries of `Order!' and it was seen that Hunter was upon his feet.
As soon as silence was obtained, Misery said that he believed that everyone there present would agree with him, when he said that they should not let the occasion pass without drinking the 'ealth of their esteemed and respected employer, Mr Rushton.(Hear, hear.) Some of them had worked for Mr Rushton on and off for many years, and as far as THEY was concerned it was not necessary for him (Hunter) to say much in praise of Mr Rushton.(Hear, hear.) They knew Mr Rushton as well as he did himself and to know him was to esteem him.(Cheers.)As for the new hands, although they did not know Mr Rushton as well as the old hands did, he felt sure that they would agree that as no one could wish for a better master.(Loud applause.) He had much pleasure in asking them to drink Mr Rushton's health.Everyone rose.
`Musical honours, chaps,' shouted Crass, waving his glass and leading off the singing which was immediately joined in with great enthusiasm by most of the men, the Semi-drunk conducting the music with a table knife:
For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fel-ell-O, And so say all of us, So 'ip, 'ip, 'ip, 'ooray!
So 'ip, 'ip, 'ip, 'ooray!
For he's a jolly good fellow, For 'e's a jolly good fellow For 'e's a jolly good fel-ell-O, And so say all of us.
`Now three cheers!' shouted Crass, leading off.
Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hip, hooray!