书城外语欧洲之行(Aunt Jane's Nieces Abroad)
5602100000005

第5章 UNCLE JOHN MAKES PLANS(2)

Money had no power to change the nature of the Doyles.The Major remained the same simple,honest,courteous yet brusqueb old warrior who had won Uncle John's love as a hard working book—keeper;and Patsy's bright and sunny disposition had certain power to cheer any home,whether located in a palace or a hovel.

Never before in his life had Uncle John been so supremely happy,and never before had Aunt Jane's three nieces had so many advantages and pleasures.It was to confer still further bene?ts upon these girls that their eccentric uncle had planned this unexpected European trip.

His telegram to Elizabeth was characteristic:

"Patsy,Louise and I sail for Europe next Tuesday.Will you join us as my guest?If so,take ?rst train to New York,where I will look after your out?t.Answer immediately."That was a message likely to surprise a country girl,butit did not strike John Merrick as in any way extraordinary.He thought he could depend upon Beth.She would be as eagerto go as he was to have her,and when he had paid for the telegram he dismissed the matter from further thought.

Next morning Patsy reminded him that instead of going down town he must personally notify Louise Merrick of the proposed trip;so he took a cross—town line and arrived at the Merrick's home at nine o'clock.

Mrs.Merrick was in a morning wrapper,sipping hercoffee in an upper room.But she could not deny herself to Uncle John,her dead husband's brother and her only daughter's benefactora (which meant indirectly her own benefactor),so she ordered the maid to show him up at once."Louise is still sweetly sleeping,"she said,"and won'twaken for hours yet.""Is anything wrong with her?"he asked,anxiously."Oh,dear,no!But everyone does not get up with themilkman,as you do,John;and the dear child was at the opera last night,which made her late in getting home.""Doesn't the opera let out before midnight,the same as the theatres?"he asked.

"I believe so;but there is the supper,afterward,you know.""Ah,yes,"he returned,thoughtfully."I've always noticedthat the opera makes folks desperately hungry,for they ?ock to the restaurants as soon as they can get away.Singular,isn't it?""Why,I never thought of it in that light.""But Louise is well ?""Quite well,thank you.""That's a great relief,for I'm going to take her to Europe with me next week,"he said.

Mrs.Merrick was so astonished that she nearly dropped her coffee—cup and could make no better reply than to stare blankly at her brother—in—law.

"We sail Tuesday,"continued Uncle John,"and youmust have my niece ready in time and deliver her on board the 'Princess Irene'at Hoboken at nine o'clock,sharp.""But John—John!"gasped Mrs.Merrick,feebly,"it willtake a month,at least,to make her gowns,and—""Stuff and rubbish !"he growled."That shows,Martha,how little you know about European trips.No one makes gowns to go abroad with;you buy 'em in Paris to bring home.""Ah,yes;to be sure,"she muttered."Perhaps,then,it can be done,if Louise,has no other engagements.""Just what Patsy said.See here,Martha,do you imagine that any girl who is half human could have engagements that would keep her from Europe?""But the requirements of society—""You'll get me riled,pretty soon,Martha;and if you do you'll wish you hadn't."This speech frightened the woman.It wouldn't do toprovoke Uncle John,however unreasonable he happened to be.So she said,meekly:

"I've no doubt Louise will be delighted to go,and so will I.""You!""Why—why—whom do you intend taking ?""Just the three girls—Aunt Jane's three nieces.Also mine.""But you'll want a chaperonea for them.""Why so ?""Propriety requires it;and so does ordinary prudence.Louise,I know,will be discreet,for it is her nature;but Patsy is such a little ?yaway and Beth so deep and demureb,that without a chaperone they might cause you a lot of trouble."Uncle John grew red and his eyes ?ashed.

"A chaperone !"he cried,contemptuouslyc;"not any in mine,Martha Merrick.Either we young folks go alone,without any death's head to perpetually glowerd at us,or we don't go at all!Three better girls never lived,and I'll trust 'em anywhere.Besides that,we aren't going to any of your confounded social functions;we're going on a reg'lar picnic,and if I don't give those girls the time of their lives my name ain't John Merrick.A chaperone,indeed !"Mrs.Merrick held up her hands in horror.

"I'm not sure,John,"she gasped,"that I ought to trust my dear child with an uncle who disregards so openly the proprieties.""Well,I'm sure;and the thing's settled,"he said,more calmly."Don't worry,ma'am.I'll look after Patsy and Beth,and Louise will look after all of us—just as she does after you—because she's so discreet.Talk about your being a chaperone!Why,you don't dare say your soul's your own when Louise is awake.That chaperone business is all humbuggerya—unless an old uncle like me can be a chaperone.Anyhow,I'm the only one that's going to be appointed.I won't wait for Louise to wake up.Just tell her the news and help her to get ready on time.And now,I'm off.Good morning,Martha."She really had no words of protest ready at hand,and it was long after queer old John Merrick had gone away that she remembered a dozen effective speeches that she might have delivered.

"After all,"she sighed,taking up her cup again,"itmay be the best thing in the world for Louise.We don't know whether that young Weldon,who is paying her attentions just now,is going to inherit his father's money or not.He's been a bit wild,I've heard,and it is just as well to postpone anyengagement until we find out the facts.I can do that nicely while my sweet child is in Europe with Uncle John,and away from all danger of entanglementsa.Really,it's an ill windb that blows no good!I'll go talk with Louise."