"Of hotel?It's what you call hostel.The man that can do this miracle can keep hostel.I can do this miracle;I shall do this miracle;yet Ido not try to conceal from you that it is a miracle to tax the occult powers to the last strain.""None knoweth that truth better than the brotherhood,indeed;for it is of record that aforetime it was parlous difficult and took a year.Natheless,God send you good success,and to that end will we pray."As a matter of business it was a good idea to get the notion around that the thing was difficult.Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.That monk was filled up with the difficulty of this enterprise;he would fill up the others.In two days the solicitude would be booming.
On my way home at noon,I met Sandy.She had been sampling the hermits.
I said:
"I would like to do that myself.This is Wednesday.Is there a matinee?""A which,please you,sir?"
"Matinee.Do they keep open afternoons?"
"Who?"
"The hermits,of course."
"Keep open?"
"Yes,keep open.Isn't that plain enough?Do they knock off at noon?""Knock off?"
"Knock off?--yes,knock off.What is the matter with knock off?Inever saw such a dunderhead;can't you understand anything at all?In plain terms,do they shut up shop,draw the game,bank the fires --""Shut up shop,draw --"
"There,never mind,let it go;you make me tired.You can't seem to understand the simplest thing."I would I might please thee,sir,and it is to me dole and sorrow that I fail,albeit sith I am but a simple damsel and taught of none,being from the cradle unbaptized in those deep waters of learning that do anoint with a sovereignty him that partaketh of that most noble sacrament,investing him with reverend state to the mental eye of the humble mortal who,by bar and lack of that great consecration seeth in his own unlearned estate but a symbol of that other sort of lack and loss which men do publish to the pitying eye with sackcloth trappings whereon the ashes of grief do lie bepowdered and bestrewn,and so,when such shall in the darkness of his mind encounter these golden phrases of high mystery,these shut-up-shops,and draw-the-game,and bank-the-fires,it is but by the grace of God that he burst not for envy of the mind that can beget,and tongue that can deliver so great and mellow-sounding miracles of speech,and if there do ensue confusion in that humbler mind,and failure to divine the meanings of these wonders,then if so be this miscomprehension is not vain but sooth and true,wit ye well it is the very substance of worshipful dear homage and may not lightly be misprized,nor had been,an ye had noted this complexion of mood and mind and understood that that I would I could not,and that I could not I might not,nor yet nor might NOR could,nor might-not nor could-not,might be by advantage turned to the desired WOULD,and so Ipray you mercy of my fault,and that ye will of your kindness and your charity forgive it,good my master and most dear lord."I couldn't make it all out --that is,the details --but I got the general idea;and enough of it,too,to be ashamed.It was not fair to spring those nineteenth century technicalities upon the untutored infant of the sixth and then rail at her because she couldn't get their drift;and when she was making the honest best drive at it she could,too,and no fault of hers that she couldn't fetch the home plate;and so I apologized.
Then we meandered pleasantly away toward the hermit holes in sociable converse together,and better friends than ever.