MY FRIEND CRYSTAL once hired this cleaning lady, known as "The Empress" . She is over forty, but still looked pretty hot. Countless rich men were on their knees before her.
Crystal asked how she did it.
"They just love the way I put on make-ups and the soft voice I speak in." the Empress whispered.
Crystal and I looked at each other in dismay. If we ever had to compete with this cougar queen, she'd rip us to shreds.
I've seen so many men, and I've heard so many stories, and I've lived with Pig for so many years now that I've become conscious of how men judge a woman to be beautiful. It's extremely easy and there are really only six characteristics you need to possess:
1. Long hair
2. A fair complexion
3. Short, tight skirts
4. High heels
5. Cosmetics
6. Purse
If you want to add a seventh, it would be "poor lighting."
If you don't believe me, grab two photos of the same person taken from a distance. Make sure they are wearing normal clothes in one picture and a bikini in the other. If you show them to a man he is guaranteed to always say that the one with more skin exposed is more beautiful, even if the esteemed person in the photo is a man.
In a word, every woman a man sees that he can associate sex with must be a beauty.
It seems that men are much simpler than women.
Women have emotional thinking and rational thinking. Men only have sexual thinking.
The nerves stemming from a woman's brain run through her whole body, linking all of her organs together. The nerves in a man just run from his brain to his stomach to his genitals.
In a man's world, food and sex, like coal and oil, are the two primitive forces that propel him forward.
Picasso married so many times that history has forgotten how many, and look how well he mastered the naked form of women. Da Vinci was a homosexual according to legend. And there were other great masters that never got married, probably because their depleted sexual energy had been converted into creative energy.
On the contrary, when women see men, they see more than outer appearance. They want to know what he does, how he conducts himself, what he wears and his life experience. But when men see women, they just see their bodies — except when they are looking for a wife.
Smart men marry women that can be their life partners. They do this because they realize the essentials of life. But when men see a beauty, they are drawn by sexual attraction that stems from physiology. For this reason many married men have heads like sunflowers that can rotate 180 degrees when following women in tight, hot pants walking down the street.
There are also men who pursue women in accordance to their dreams and instincts. I have this guy friend who for all his life dreamed of finding a dancer for a wife, someone who could do a full splits and fulfill all of his sexual fantasies. He's still single to this day.
It should be made clear that catching a man is not difficult. All you must do is to follow the five points listed above. The only condition is that you must not feel like you are doing yourself an injustice.
I, personally, couldn't bring myself to do any of them for reasons mental and physical. My skin isn't white and beautiful, I like to wear baggy clothes, and if I wear heels I can't even walk right. I never wear a drop of makeup all year round and the backpack I wear is so big that it could fit ten kilos of rice. The only condition I fulfill is the first, that of long hair, but it's always tangled up like instant noodles. I'm more like an anti-woman than a woman, so I've resigned to be just that.