"These things are somewhat expensive," replies Nature."I want from you a life lived simply, free from all desire of worldly success, a life from which passion has been lived out; a life to which appetite has been subdued.""But you mistake, my dear lady," replies the Dilettante; "I have many friends, possessed of taste, and they are men who do not pay this price for it.Their houses are full of beautiful pictures, they rave about 'nocturnes' and 'symphonies,' their shelves are packed with first editions.Yet they are men of luxury and wealth and fashion.They trouble much concerning the making of money, and Society is their heaven.Cannot I be as one of these?""I do not deal in the tricks of apes," answers Nature coldly; "the culture of these friends of yours is a mere pose, a fashion of the hour, their talk mere parrot chatter.Yes, you can purchase such culture as this, and pretty cheaply, but a passion for skittles would be of more service to you, and bring you more genuine enjoyment.My goods are of a different class.I fear we waste each other's time."And next comes the boy, asking with a blush for love, and Nature's motherly old heart goes out to him, for it is an article she loves to sell, and she loves those who come to purchase it of her.So she leans across the counter, smiling, and tells him that she has the very thing he wants, and he, trembling with excitement, likewise asks the figure.
"It costs a good deal," explains Nature, but in no discouraging tone; "it is the most expensive thing in all my shop.""I am rich," replies the lad."My father worked hard and saved, and he has left me all his wealth.I have stocks and shares, and lands and factories; and will pay any price in reason for this thing."But Nature, looking graver, lays her hand upon his arm.
"Put by your purse, boy," she says, "my price is not a price in reason, nor is gold the metal that I deal in.There are many shops in various streets where your bank-notes will be accepted.But if you will take an old woman's advice, you will not go to them.The thing they will sell you will bring sorrow and do evil to you.It is cheap enough, but, like all things cheap, it is not worth the buying.No man purchases it, only the fool.""And what is the cost of the thing YOU sell then?" asks the lad.
"Self-forgetfulness, tenderness, strength," answers the old Dame;"the love of all things that are of good repute, the hate of all things evil--courage, sympathy, self-respect, these things purchase love.Put by your purse, lad, it will serve you in other ways, but it will not buy for you the goods upon my shelves.""Then am I no better off than the poor man?" demands the lad.
"I know not wealth or poverty as you understand it," answers Nature.
"Here I exchange realities only for realities.You ask for my treasures, I ask for your brain and heart in exchange--yours, boy, not your father's, not another's.""And this price," he argues, "how shall I obtain it?""Go about the world," replies the great Lady."Labour, suffer, help.Come back to me when you have earned your wages, and according to how much you bring me so we will do business."Is real wealth so unevenly distributed as we think? Is not Fate the true Socialist? Who is the rich man, who the poor? Do we know?
Does even the man himself know? Are we not striving for the shadow, missing the substance? Take life at its highest; which was the happier man, rich Solomon or poor Socrates? Solomon seems to have had most things that most men most desire--maybe too much of some for his own comfort.Socrates had little beyond what he carried about with him, but that was a good deal.According to our scales, Solomon should have been one of the happiest men that ever lived, Socrates one of the most wretched.But was it so?
Or taking life at its lowest, with pleasure its only goal.Is my lord Tom Noddy, in the stalls, so very much jollier than 'Arry in the gallery? Were beer ten shillings the bottle, and champagne fourpence a quart, which, think you, we should clamour for? If every West End Club had its skittle alley, and billiards could only be played in East End pubs, which game, my lord, would you select?
Is the air of Berkeley Square so much more joy-giving than the atmosphere of Seven Dials? I find myself a piquancy in the air of Seven Dials, missing from Berkeley Square.Is there so vast a difference between horse-hair and straw, when you are tired? Is happiness multiplied by the number of rooms in one's house? Are Lady Ermintrude's lips so very much sweeter than Sally's of the Alley? What IS success in life?